Hey Ya’all, Paula Deen Ain’t All Bad

• 3/4 cup ketchup
• 3 tablespoons prepared mustard
• 1/2 cup oil
• 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
• Pinch garlic salt
• 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
• 2 teaspoons paprika
• 1/4 cup lemon juice
• 1 teaspoon pepper
• 3 tablespoons brown sugar
• 3/4 cup water
• 1/2 cup onions, finely chopped
• 2 cups fresh peaches
• 1 lime, juiced and zested
• 1/8 cup Frank’s Red Hot
• 1 tsp Harissa (moroccan style hot chilli paste)
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp onion powder

Directions:  Reserve skinless peaches and dump all other ingredients into a medium sized sauce pan, bring to a boil for 5 minutes, stirring frequently, you don’t want the brown sugar to burn.  In a food processor, puree skinless peaches, add to sauce pan, simmer 30-60 minutes until slightly thickened.  Put contents of sauce pan back into the food processor and whip it up to a consistency that you would enjoy on a protein.  Yeah, it’s really that easy to make bbq sauce.  Tons less sugar and stabilizers than that store brand you have had in the fridge since last Christmas when you made bbq wieners.

My second shout out to Paula Deen and co. is in the form of this recipe for Baked Hush Puppies (this is basically cornbread muffins, idk why they call ’em Hush Puppies) that I found in an old Food Network Magazine.  These were a great addition to a cook off I attended this past weekend where meat, bags and beer were the stars-men are so simple.  This sunny side didn’t crowd the table and it didn’t make you too full, wasn’t super sweet, it’s a nice savory, pop-it-in-your-mouth, piece of nummy that’s only half bad for you.  Of course I couldn’t leave well enough alone, and was not able to stop myself from adding to the batter 1 c fresh corn kernels from some peaches and cream corn I got from Potter’s Orchard stand.  Next time I will probably stir in some pickled jalapenos or some canned chilis to make ’em even more smoky.  For some reason when you present cornbread or anything in small muffin form, people think you are a pastry chef, so go ahead and take some of the credit, you did have to wash cornmeal out of a bowl which is basically like trying to get ce-ment off a sidewalk, ya’all.

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